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Registration: Closed for the Fall 2023 season. For questions about late registration, please email

**Note: late registration does not include a team shirt

Registration Closes: Thursday, August 24th @  11:59 PM EDT

Opening Day: Sunday, September 17th

Location: NEW LOCATION: Salway Park

Time: Sundays starting at 11:00 am

Game Length: 45 Minutes

Price: $54.95  (plus tax & processing)

Who can play: Anyone and everyone 21+ are welcome!

Registration Includes:  Referees, a full season of kickball, superlatives, End of Season party with food, and championship trophy!

Roster: Minimum 12 players per team

Join as a team, with a group of friends, or as a free agent! Anyone and everyone are welcome!



Free Agent Mixer - TBA

Week 1 - 9/17/23- Opening Day

Week 2 - 9/24/23

Week 3 - 10/1/23

Week 4 - 10/8/23

Week 5 - 10/15/23

Week 6 - 10/22/23

Week 7 - 10/29/23

Week 8 - 11/5/23 - Tournament day!!

Backup Rainout Date - 11/12/23



Are there any other events during the season? Yes! Every Sunday we will go to a different bar that sponsors us for a Sunday Funday! Most teams in the league join us and it's always a great way to relax after the games! 

We also put on a charity drag show every kickball season to raise money for an LGBTQ+ charity where players from the league (who typically haven't done drag) get dragged up and perform! If you're interested, email

How do subs work? Every player must register to play in a HotMess Sports league. If your team needs a sub or two for a week, they can sign up for $10 (+taxes) and join for 1-week at this link!

You can sign up as a free agent!  What’s that?  A free agent is typically a person who does not have a team to play with.  This allows you to register and then we will roster you to an already-created team.  Many times, we have enough free agents to make a whole team, which allows everyone to meet new people!

What if I have a couple friends, but not enough to make a full team? No problem! There are two options for this: 1. if you have someone who wants to captain, have them create a team and the rest join that team (then we'll add free agents to fill out the roster!), or 2. All of you register as free agents and put each other's names in the comments section, and we will make sure you are rostered to the same team!

What are the Rules? Kickball Rules can be found here:

Is there an end-of-season tournament? Yes! The last week of play will be an end-of-season tournament. The winning team will be crowned the league champion!

What does the end-of-season party include? The end-of-season party will be at a bar and will include food for players from the season, presentation and recognition of the season's individual and team superlative award winners, and presentation of the championship trophy. 

For Other Questions:

League Commissioner: Alexander Yeazel (he/him)


*please note that all sales from registration are final. Once completed we are not able to offer a refund

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Thursday: 5PM-12:30AM

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Sundays: 11AM (drag brunch) + Private Events

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